Funny SMS’s doing the rounds

[ravi]

In these trying times of Doom & Gloom some Funny SMS’s doing the rounds .

If Mahatma Gandhi had ever given thought 2 the Stock Market…
He would have added to his famous three… a fourth monkey with hands covering his Ass…!

Yrs ago people who sacrified their sleep, family, food and happiness were called SAINTS…. Today they r called shareholders

Good time to invest in stocks of Rupa Frontline, VIP underwear, Jockey briefs etc. ‘Sab ki chaddi utar gayi hai. So, everyone will buy a new one


The stock markets are now like an old man’s dick - just refusing to rise!
And the irony is that everybody is still getting fucked! ;-).

[achinj]

lot of ironies infact .. but another bigger irony is still few are able to make money

[miltu.roy]

People moan becoz they have ONLY LEARNT "Buy & Hold" ,which my late grandma could even do better than any avg Joe.Trading in a runaway Bull Mkt & earning Tons was unfortunately we all equated as our Gr8 intelligence and patted our back.
100 points in Nifty Fut is now a days almost an avg. incident this days ,i just could not dream of these immense oppurtunity we have NOW than we had to see 20-30 points only in past.

[alexissamantha]

I agree with you guys the sms makes funny around the world.......